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At about 10am in the morning, an hour after I've been awake my dad suddenly snaps out of his mad scientist spree: "Oh yeah it's your birthday! Happy birthday!" Then he took me to my dentist's appointment.

And then got me a cake from Safeway.. on a whim... but my teeth were hurting from the braces-tightening so he helped himself to half of it while I had none.

And now I'm in pain.

Lol I'm not complaining (I know it sounds like I am, but I'm not. I appreciate the humour this day has provided, albeit at my expense...)

Yeah, I'm alive, and seventeen.

Contest = fail.

Well, now you shall never know the background story behind the car that died hitting the kitchen
Wow, I haven't been on here in AGES man. Year 12 is hectic
Thankfully, my messages have not reached the limit of 10,000. Yet.
I've done a lot of drawings and stuff, I just need to upload them.
YEAH YEAH I'M WORKING ON IT
-angreh face-

Ooh and guess what, there's a photo of me on facebook along with my grade 6 class. Wow, grade 6, that was like, way back before the dawn of time. Nah but seriously though, long time ago. Anyway I was bullied in primary school, and you know one quote that's so true, you'll always remember your bullies' names but they'll never remember yours.

People were commenting and one person was like "Omg that girl... Catherine Foot... she was the weird one always getting picked on"
"No you idiot it was Caroline, not Catherine"
and I was just like 'lol'
But yeah ppl started reminiscing about how they bullied me, some were expressing remorse
And then my friend Brii logs on and is like "I actually go to the same school as CAROLYN."
And everyone's like 'oops'


Although one thing that's kinda... creepy is that my main bully, the 'ringleader' ... she commented saying she's seen me and my dad at the park near the local supermarket.
My schoolyard bully lives in my area
Actually I'm curious as to what would happen if I walked up to her and said Hi. I really want to now, I mean, it was 6 years ago, we were so little and stupid I mean, I won't deny that at one point I retaliated and wrote her nasty messages in code. I'm just curious to see if we could be friends now that we're both older and more mature.

Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, God I'm busy but this site is so much fun so yeah, watch out bitches cuz OLO's back!

One more thing: Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet bowl. Sooner or later somebody's gonna come and piss you off.

Toodles!

Ok I feel like making a contest Start getting creative ppl!

Rules:

Submit a deviation that involves or incorporates this line:
"The car hit the kitchen and the car died. But the pigeon survived."
It can be anything, dialogue, picture, comic, poetry, whatever
Bonus points if it's funny (although that shouldn't be too hard to do)

Winner gets a 3 month sub.

A bit of background info: In one of the funniest conversations I've had in my life, somebody said this line. Now if anyone can guess how the conversation went and how it led to this quote, that person wins a 1 year sub from me
After the contest is over I'll tell y'all how it went >8D

So get going peeps! Submission deadline is 28 February, you got one month!

I handwrote a journal and uploaded it, if you guys haven't already seen it here it is: ololuvzzutara.deviantart.com/a…

Hmmm, what else has happened... my mum invited me to go to Sydney, and then failed to tell me the time we were leaving until it was too late... she planned to leave at 6am in the morning and drive there. She wanted to make it to Sydney in one day.

Not. Safe.

And of course when I try to tell her that, she starts yelling at me *sigh*

So when I can't go by car, my dad offers to put me on a plane, regarded that my mum will tell us where I'm staying and with who (she's apparently staying with a friend)...

But of course, she doesn't tell us anything, and texts us saying there's no internet or landline so she can't tell us the information. Of course, she could never have texted us the info now could she? </sarcasm>. My dad tells her if she doesn't tell us the info then I can't come. So of course she rings us and gives us the details after I've missed my flight.

By this stage I'm really not wanting to go anymore, especially when that friend she's staying with grabs the phone and starts yelling at me (keep in mind at this point I still don't know her name as my mum has only given me the address). A woman who I don't know is yelling about how horrible my dad is and how much of a bastard he must be to make dramas... *sigh*

Oh, and this all happened during Christmas, btw.

So how was Christmas for you guys? ^^

Aside from all that, life hasn't been too bad. I've been meeting some awesome people from the game I play (Pangya - come on guys, you should really get it - it's awesome!!).

You know, I've noticed something odd. All the guys I attract online all seem to have some sort of... problem. They're all either depressed, hate themselves, have terrible financial difficulties, have no friends, a horrible love life ... they ALL have sleeping problems!

Like... wow. I have not met a single guy who's... in control?

Not that I mind, to be honest. They all are awesome in their own way. The latest guy I've met is Tyler - he thinks he's worthless and unloveable I've been trying to tell him he's not... anyway, he appears to be looking at life in not so bleak a light. He's so adorable :3 - one of those Nice Guys who thinks he'll finish last

Anyway, Happy New Year everybody!!

And btw, my club is now an official group, so click the button to join it and spread that juicy lurve all around

I was just thinking a while ago... how boring eternal life in heaven would be...
I mean, according to popular belief you just sit there while angels sing and play music all day long
Not sure how time works there, but anyhow, it sounds so bloody boring!!! Not that music isn't fantastic, but seriously, where's the LIFE up there?
I've always loved the idea of reincarnation - I want to live and to love, even if it means it all has to come to an end (death). Sounds awesome that you can keep your personality and just keep livin one life after another (even though you have no recollection of your past life).
I'd rather that then eternal life in heaven! Pfft - sissy stuff
Life is fun!! I wouldn't give it up for anything
It has its ups and downs but it's still rad
How people can dream of eternal salvation is beyond me - look at what you have here, right now! It's EPIC!!
*sigh*
Tl;dr I love life, I love living, and I can't wait to fall in love with love itself when it hits me

Although, I suppose I'd rather heaven than hell...
Unless, of course, the devil was a black guy with nice abs. Then I might make an acception...

But yeah - life ftw!