Pointy Dick Syndrome (PDS) is a penile disorder of which the cause is unknown. The term was coined by wise ass Karla Quadara following a mysterious skype conversation with OLO the Demigoddess.
The first case was diagnosed on the 25th of September 2009 in the patient Corey Hupe or Hoopy. The most common symptoms of PDS are miniscule testicles and a penis shaped like an ice-cream cone. Other symptoms may be sterility, Among those interviewed 80% of PDS patients report difficulty getting it up and back down again (and sometimes extra environmental force is required) and that sexual relationships are often short-lived.
A possible cause of PDS is said to be sexual repression; this is under investigation.
As of yet, there is no cure however it is not a terminall illness. Plastic surgery has proved unsuccessful as the penii have reverted back to their pointiness within two hours following surgery. Individuals with PDS are currently advised to wear pants with steel groin protection.
The universal symbol for PDS is :> . If you are experiencing symptoms of PDS, consult your doctor as soon as possible.