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Pointy Dick Syndrome (PDS) is a penile disorder of which the cause is unknown. The term was coined by wise ass Karla Quadara following a mysterious skype conversation with OLO the Demigoddess.

The first case was diagnosed on the 25th of September 2009 in the patient Corey Hupe or Hoopy. The most common symptoms of PDS are miniscule testicles and a penis shaped like an ice-cream cone. Other symptoms may be sterility, Among those interviewed 80% of PDS patients report difficulty getting it up and back down again (and sometimes extra environmental force is required) and that sexual relationships are often short-lived.

A possible cause of PDS is said to be sexual repression; this is under investigation.

As of yet, there is no cure however it is not a terminall illness. Plastic surgery has proved unsuccessful as the penii have reverted back to their pointiness within two hours following surgery. Individuals with PDS are currently advised to wear pants with steel groin protection.

The universal symbol for PDS is :> . If you are experiencing symptoms of PDS, consult your doctor as soon as possible.
This is a collab between me and :iconradioactive01: Anybody want to add to it? Me and Karla are kinda out of ideas

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PDS ftw.
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Miss-Double-D Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009
:> :> :>
:lol: Brilliant!
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OLOluvzZutara Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2009
inorite
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tigercub684 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, that's brilliant XDD hilarious.

lol, "extra environmental force may be required" XDDDD Oh, do tell Olo.

...and *how* exactly did you diognose this Hoopy fellow. *wink* XD

you guys must have the most hilarious conversations.
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OLOluvzZutara Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009
oh that's classified information :evillaugh:

oh we ran some... tests... *wink*

yeah, we do :D
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ITs-MEEE Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2009
Uhm uhm *clears throat*
that's it no more comments necessary.
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OLOluvzZutara Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2009
:>

lol twas just a thing me and Karla started... and yeah

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dw XD
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OzanaruSyra Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2009
Eh, not that funny. I'm guessing it's more of an inside joke.
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OLOluvzZutara Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2009
yash it is an inside joke XD so yeah, dw XD
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Loconn Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2009
I think we should add the symptom that people with PDS inevitably feel the need to throw really large parties in the hope that a girl will get drunk enough to not notice; so far there are no known instances where this has occurred.
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OLOluvzZutara Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009
oh yeah I'll add that bit :D
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